I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
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