Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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