found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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