I feel like I'm in dance class right now
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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