real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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