Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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