Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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