I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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