i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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