My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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