You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
