Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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