i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm at about main and main street
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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