she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
