You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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