bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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