I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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