It's Friday. Sex?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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