dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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