I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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