Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
