Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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