i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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