wakey wakey hands off snakey
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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