no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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