She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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