just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I touched a dick in church today
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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