WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just want to make out with him forever
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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