Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
