He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
