On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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