Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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