The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Randomize