I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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