Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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