I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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