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(608): View more from Wisconsin

i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula

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(623): View more from Arizona

I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.

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(801): View more from Utah

stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there

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(850): View more from Florida

Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

who is the naked dude on the coffee table

(1-918): View more from Oklahoma

thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude

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(308): View more from Nebraska

This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick

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