He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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