everyone is single if you try hard enough
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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