I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize