Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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