he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Randomize
