girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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