it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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