i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I have grass duct taped all over my body
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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