kristin has been a bad kristin
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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