So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Me too!
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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