the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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