If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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