So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize