this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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