a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
3pm strippers are depressing
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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