it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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