: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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