Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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