Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
